Sunday 5 August 2012

FROM EUROPE WITH LOVE Part 1

Well , in the few years to come ,maybe after I graduate from a local university , I might be postponing my internship and job-searching session . I got a brilliant plan but hang on ,what is it again ? Hmm,.. yes , I am going to travel to Europe  . Some of my friend might ask , '' Dude , what about your internship and everything ? Then I said , '' I don't give a damn about it . HAHA .

But , I cannot travel to Europe alone . I got 2 flight ticket , bussiness class and it will be a waste if I travel alone . Then , Mom said , " Bring your girlfriend along , silly . Then I said , " You're right  . I should bring Jessica along . Hey Mom , I love you . " Anyway , after that needless conversation , I went to Jessica ' s house to ask her parent's permission to bring her along . To my amazement , they gave the green light .
EUROPE , HERE I COME !!

On that Sunday morning , my brother drove me and Jessica to Bayan Lepas airport . While on the way to the airport , I enjoyed a healthy dose of Maroon 5 songs including my favourite , " Sunday Morning " .
We reached there at 5.00 am but the flight is scheduled to be two hours later . "So , what should we do now ?" , Jessica asked . Then , we decided to have some breaksfast at McDonald . Anyway , we board on our flight at 7.00 am .

Our first destination in Europe is London . The journey from KLIA to London took a killing 13 hours . That was also my first time travelling abroad . Anyway , we reached Heathrow International Airport at around 8.00 pm . I was expected to see some guy waiting for me at the airport . And there you go , I just saw Uncle Kenny with his Maybach waiting at the airport . I was delighted to see him after 10 years living far apart . He looked rather more British than Thai . His daughter , Jenny looked more like American to me .

Well , I guess I had to go on with the journey . It seemed that the weather in Highbury , London is quite cold . Yes , you guessed it right . We are now in Highbury , the birthplace of Arsenal FC . Here , it is considered a sin not to have an Arsenal jersey at home . Anyway , the next day , we did some window shopping at London . Window shopping because we did not know what to buy . I 'm not really those kind of guy who will go shopping . But it seemed Jessica is into it . I wonder what she buys?




JEWISH STORY OF SUCCESS

A mere mention of Jews will send shivers down among the anti - Semitic people . Who, what , where , why they are Jewish ? Now this is an interesting story to share with all of you . It is interesting to see that Judaism did not blossom in every part of the world like the way Islam and Christianity did . In fact , there are only around 14 million Jews on Earth , 7 million in America , 5 millions in Asia , 2 million in Europe and around 100,000 people in Africa .

However , despite their small number , the Jewish community had a profound influence on the world in terms of their economic and political prowess . Jesus Of Nazareth was born a Jew , Albert Einstein , a physicist ,once nominated by THE TIMES magazine as ''MAN OF THE CENTURY '' is a Jew . Not to mention , Sigmund Freud - though ID theory , ego and  super-ego is the founder of  psikoanalisis, is also a Jews; so as Karl Marx, Paul Samuelson and Milton Friedman.

Apart from that ,  there are countless Jews in which their scientific discovery provides convenience for the humanity: Benjamin Rubin discovered anasthetic needle used to calm patients.Johas Salk designed the first ever vaccine for polio. Gertrude Elion discovered the treatment for leukemia. Baruch Blumberg creates vaccine for Hepatitis B. Paul Ehrlich founded the treatment for syphillis. Elie Metchnikoff won the Nobel Prize for infectious disease. Bernard Katz won another Noble Prize for his breakthrough in neuromuscular transmission research.

Andrew Schally received his Nobel for his endrocrinology research (regarding endocrine system and diabietes). Aaron Beck had founded cognitive therapy for mental ilness , depression .Gregory Pincus successfully discovered the first family planning pills. George Wald won his Nobel for his research on optometry, Standley Cohen was awarded Nobel Prize in embriology (study about embryo and its development). Willem Kolff helped in creating a dialysis machine for kidney problem.

For the past 105 years , 14 million Jewish had won 15 prestigious Nobel Prize , the highest proportion for a particular race . Stanley Mezor invented the first microchip. Leo Szilards developed the first network of chain nuclear reactor ; Peter Schultz (optic fibre cabel); Charles Adler (traffic light); Benno Strauss (stainless steel); Isador Kisee (cinema sound system); Emile Berliner (microphone for telephone) and Charles Ginsburg (tape recording device) .

Wealthy owners for the world's most famous brand are dominated by the Jews . Among them are Ralph Lauren (Polo), Levis Strauss (Levi's Jeans), Howard Schultz (Starbuck's), Sergey Brin (Google), Michael Dell (Dell Computers), Larry Ellison (Oracle), Donna Karan (DKNY), Irv Robbins (Baskin & Robbins) and Bill Rossenberg (Dunkin Donuts).

Richard Levin, chairman for the prestigious Yale University is a Jew. Henry Kissinger, Joseph Lieberman and  Madeleine Albright (former US National Secretary); Alan Greenspan (former chairman of US National Reserve under Reagan, Bush, Clinton dan Bush); Maxim Litvinov (former External Affair Minister of Soviet Union); David Marshal (ex- Chief Minister of Singapore); Isaac Isaacs (former Gabenor General of Australia); Benjamin Disraeli (statesmen dan British author); Yevgeny Primkov (ex-Prime Minister of Russia dan former general of KGB); Jorge Sampaio (former President of Portugal); Herb Gray (former Deputy Prime Minister of Canada); Pierre Mendes (143th Prime Minister of France); Michael Howard (former National Secretary of  Britain); Bruno Kreisky (former Chancellor of  Austria) dan Robert Rubin (ex- Secretary of US Treasury).

In the global media industry , the most outstanding Jews are Wolf Blitzer (CNN); Barbara Walters (ABC News); Eugene Meyer (Washington Post); Henry Grunwald (Ketua Editor Time); Katherine Graham (producer of The Washington Post); Joseph Lelyyeld (Executive Editor, The New York Times) dan Max Frankel (The New York Times).

Philanthropist and  currency speculator, George Soros is a Jew. Dia donated AS$4 bilion as a financial assistance for scientists and universities all around the world.

Walter Annenberg had donated US$ 2 billion to help establish hundreds of libraries and educational instituitions.In Olympics, Mark Spitz rounded 7 gold medals. Lenny Krayzelburg is three times Olympic gold medallist. Spitz Krayzelburg dan Boris Becker are Jews.

Did you know that Harrison Ford, George Burns, Tony Curtis, Charles Bronson, Sandra Bullock, Billy Cystal, Woody Allen, Paul Newman, Peter Sellers, Dustin Hoffman, Michael Douglas, Ben Kingsley, Kirk Douglas, Willian Shatner, Jerry Lewis and Peter Falk are all Jews ? Moreover, Hollywood was actually founded by the Jewish community. Among the famous directors and producers are Steven Spielberg, Mel Brooks, Oliver Stone, Aaron Spelling (Beverly Hills 90210), Neil Simon (The Odd Couple), Andrew Vaina (Rambo 1- 2-3), Michael Man (Starsky and Hutch), Milos Forman (One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest), Douglas Fairbanks (The Thief Of Baghdad) and Ivan Reitman (Ghostbusters) - they are Jews.


Washington which happened to be the administrative capital city of United  States Of America, houses the most powerful lobbying organisation in the US. It is known as  America - Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) which is able to "consult " the US Congress to decide any resolution and 'to sacrifice everything' for the sake of Israel .

To add to Jewish's story of success ,  William James Sidis with IQ 250-300 is the most intelligent man still living . Roman Abramovich , a Russian multibillionaire who owned Chelsea and a sprawling estate in England , making his big fortune from oil and gas industry . What do these two persons share in commons ? They are JEWS .

So , why are they 14 millions more powerful than us ? My answer is their unquenchable thirst for knowledge and power which they believe can safeguard them against the persecution by the majority .

THE END


Saturday 4 August 2012

THE COLONIAL STORY

Ladies and gentlemen , i want to share with you a love story . More epic than Titanic and  its locally made . I called it colonial story . The story started when Mr. British came and set up a company in South East Asia . He got married to a local lady and bore a child named Singapore . Singapore grew up to be a very beautiful lady , equivalent of the elusive Nyonya beauty .

She was pampered and loved by Mr British . She gets to travel and buy anything she wants . What a luxurious life she had . One day , Mr British employed a young , energetic man named Malaya . Malaya was a very handsome and intelligent men . Malaya gets employed as a doctor at British-owned hospital . It happened that Miss Singapore was working voluntarily as a nurse at the same hospital .

When Mr Malaya saw Miss Singapore , he fell in love at the first sight . Mr Malaya then asked Miss Singapore on a date . Miss Singapore accepted his requested . How delightful he was ! On their first date  , he took her to a French restaurant . As time goes by , Malaya told Singapore all of his deepest darkest secret . Surprisingly  Singapore did not mention to him that she is Mr British's daughter . Mr Malaya did not suspect anything .

One night , Mr Malaya got so drunk that somehow , he arrived in front of Mr British ' grand mansion . Miss Singapore who was still awake saw him and asked him to enter the house through secret door . As he cleaned himself , Miss Singapore started to unveil herself , leaving herself only covered with lingerie . Shall I continue ? They had the best one night stand of their life . The room was becoming increasingly noisy that it attracted Mr British ' s attention . He took his shotgun , stormed the room  only to find Mr Malaya and Mrs Singapore were making love .

He grew furious but keep his cool . As a European gentlemen , he told Mr Malaya to accept one of his two conditons . First , Mr British will call the police , detain Malaya , charged him for raping his daughter and gets to lose his job . Secondly , he must marry Singapore and gets to keep his job . Mr Malaya chose the latter . As the story goes by , Malaya was married to Singapore in a grand occasion . Now , they are pronounced Mr and Mrs Malaysia . 9 months later , Mrs Malaysia gave birth to a baby boy, Malaysia Junior .

Sadly , the climax was so anticlimax . Mr Malaysia was getting furious with Mrs Singapore for she keep demanding for a life Mr Malaysia cant afford to give . Few years later , Malaysia decided to called it a day for their marriage . Mr British can only watch helplessly as Mr Malaysia signed divorce letter with Mrs Singapore . It was as if  the whole world is turning against Singapore . The child custody of Junior goes to Mr Malaysia in conditon that Mr Malaysia must bear the water and electrictiy bill of Mrs Singapore for the rest of his life . After the divorce , Mrs Singapore cried for day and night , to the extend of begging him to be her husband again but to no avail .

Now , 47 years had gone since their last divorce . Junior had become a fully grown man while Senior is counting his days to death . Now , what happened to Mrs Singapore ? Is she dead as a widow ? Is she a lonely pauper ? No , silly ! She is now the richest taukey in South East Asia . She took over his father's hospital and turned it into a multi billionaire entity . She bought over Malaysia , turning Malaysia into her servant . Their neigbours in Taman SEA are growing scared and began to treat her nicely . THE END

MAD

had u ever experienced an encounter with mad person ( org gila ) ?
Wat will u do wen u face one ? most ppl will just shy away or call d ambulance to take them to d mental specialist hospital .

wat is d factor ? suffice 2 say , high expectation by other parties 2 dat particular person to perform very well in their field , whether its engineer , doctors , even academics will b the single largest f
actor to
mental illness .

Ironically , engineers r able 2 tink of ways to build a car but they r not able to measure d level of pressure in human brain . doctors r able 2 treat malaria but unable to prescribe injection 2 d brain for mental ilness .

i always believe tat prevention is beter than cure . while it is hard to cure a mentally ill person , i always believe we can stop it . family members and friends shud identify if their loved one shows any symptoms , its good to send them to d psychitarist for counselling.

If they feel stressed out , givethem some space to let it go . if d whole community can work with goverment 2 provide a conducive , less stressful environment 4 every mlysians , i m sure we can minimise the presence of " org gila " in our streets .

MAJULAH RAKYAT UTK NEGARA

written by
MANOP

DEMOCRACY IN MALAYSIA

Democracy is not about putting a street demonstration , hoping for the goverment to submit to their cause .Democracy is also not about implementing the act of backstabbing and being a traitor on your own party .

Democracy is simply giving a significant portion of power to the people while the government had a certain amount of power deemed reasonable . People who understand democracy in depth
a
re not easily influenced by neither the government nor the opposition . They are also patriotic and had uncompromising loyalty to the nation .

While it is heartening to see more people are joining in political debate , discussion ,etc , it is also ugly to see some of us twisting facts and figures for their own political gains . This sends a wrong impression to the people about a particular situation or crisis , thus creating havoc and confusion among the Malaysians .

If you are those type of people who like spread lies and rumours , please stop your act . You are not being a part of nation building , instead you are destroying it . Inevitably , the very foundation of democracy laid by the our statesmen will suffer as a result of our selfish act .

OLYMPIC MEDAL FOR MALAYSIA

Olympic had been on the headlines for the past few days . While it is encouraging to see athletes of various nationalities compete in the Games in the spirit of humanity and peace , I wonder when will our athletes will compete with their heart and souls to win that god damn medal ?

Are they lacking the physical and monetary support? I dont think so . I just think its the matter of mindset of our
athletes . Our athletes are too pampered . Whatever they requested , the government will try to fulfill it . The lack of self control and discipline in among our athletes are also a part of the underperfomance crisis

Personally , I feel proud to see athletes from Africa and Carribbean who are less fortunate but they proved themselves to be the champion . To add to my surprise , they dont participate in the Olympics for fame and fortune . Instead , they join in th GAME just for the pride of singing national anthems and watching their nations flag on top of the world

In conclusion , it is hoped that hard earned taxpayers money did not come to waste . Prove to the world the strength of our Malaysian contigent . I want to personally dedicate this post to our badminton contigent who are still fighting their way to the elusive gold medal .

MAJULAH SUKAN UNTUK NEGARA

MOVIES

When i was small , i used to watch P. Ramlee's movies . His movies are simple but somehow like many other Malaysians , i get hooked to it . Is he putting a black magic on his movies ? No , of course . He is just putting a brilliant movie script , combined with his amazing act and music talent and walla , you'l have yourself an entertaining movie to watch . Among my favourites are Bujang Lapok an
d Pak Belalang

But sadly , until now , Malaysian directors are only concerned about making horror movies which is not horrifying at all plus slapstick comedy movies in which the jokes are disgusting . These movies are cheap to made to they did not give something for the audience to think about . In other word , these are junk movies . They are not trying hard to produce a film of highest quality and standard without compromising the entertainment value

P.Ramlee on the other hand is a brilliant man . Anakku Sazali is a simple movie about a son being derhaka( disobidient ) to his father . He is trying to show the importance of filial piety . Bujang Lapok , on the other hand , is a comical way to describe the reality of life for most Malayan , living in a multiracial environment in the early 60's

I'm not telling all the movie directors to be exactly like him , but to actually to learn something from him . These people must move out from their comfort zone , be innovative and try to create a movie in which the audience will remember for years to come ( evergreen ) . Be more critical , please!