THE COLONIAL STORY

Ladies and gentlemen , i want to share with you a love story . More epic than Titanic and  its locally made . I called it colonial story . The story started when Mr. British came and set up a company in South East Asia . He got married to a local lady and bore a child named Singapore . Singapore grew up to be a very beautiful lady , equivalent of the elusive Nyonya beauty .

She was pampered and loved by Mr British . She gets to travel and buy anything she wants . What a luxurious life she had . One day , Mr British employed a young , energetic man named Malaya . Malaya was a very handsome and intelligent men . Malaya gets employed as a doctor at British-owned hospital . It happened that Miss Singapore was working voluntarily as a nurse at the same hospital .

When Mr Malaya saw Miss Singapore , he fell in love at the first sight . Mr Malaya then asked Miss Singapore on a date . Miss Singapore accepted his requested . How delightful he was ! On their first date  , he took her to a French restaurant . As time goes by , Malaya told Singapore all of his deepest darkest secret . Surprisingly  Singapore did not mention to him that she is Mr British's daughter . Mr Malaya did not suspect anything .

One night , Mr Malaya got so drunk that somehow , he arrived in front of Mr British ' grand mansion . Miss Singapore who was still awake saw him and asked him to enter the house through secret door . As he cleaned himself , Miss Singapore started to unveil herself , leaving herself only covered with lingerie . Shall I continue ? They had the best one night stand of their life . The room was becoming increasingly noisy that it attracted Mr British ' s attention . He took his shotgun , stormed the room  only to find Mr Malaya and Mrs Singapore were making love .

He grew furious but keep his cool . As a European gentlemen , he told Mr Malaya to accept one of his two conditons . First , Mr British will call the police , detain Malaya , charged him for raping his daughter and gets to lose his job . Secondly , he must marry Singapore and gets to keep his job . Mr Malaya chose the latter . As the story goes by , Malaya was married to Singapore in a grand occasion . Now , they are pronounced Mr and Mrs Malaysia . 9 months later , Mrs Malaysia gave birth to a baby boy, Malaysia Junior .

Sadly , the climax was so anticlimax . Mr Malaysia was getting furious with Mrs Singapore for she keep demanding for a life Mr Malaysia cant afford to give . Few years later , Malaysia decided to called it a day for their marriage . Mr British can only watch helplessly as Mr Malaysia signed divorce letter with Mrs Singapore . It was as if  the whole world is turning against Singapore . The child custody of Junior goes to Mr Malaysia in conditon that Mr Malaysia must bear the water and electrictiy bill of Mrs Singapore for the rest of his life . After the divorce , Mrs Singapore cried for day and night , to the extend of begging him to be her husband again but to no avail .

Now , 47 years had gone since their last divorce . Junior had become a fully grown man while Senior is counting his days to death . Now , what happened to Mrs Singapore ? Is she dead as a widow ? Is she a lonely pauper ? No , silly ! She is now the richest taukey in South East Asia . She took over his father's hospital and turned it into a multi billionaire entity . She bought over Malaysia , turning Malaysia into her servant . Their neigbours in Taman SEA are growing scared and began to treat her nicely . THE END